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Welcome! You have successfully arrived at the virtual home of Lacey Martinez. Read her stories, skim her scant autobiography, contact her with questions, praise, or scorn, and check out some sites she likes.

Warning: this site may contain graphic violence, strong language, overtly sexual dialog, unreliable narrators, flat characters, bad metaphors, onomatopoeia, run-on sentences, broken hyperlinks, strange euphemisms, gore, nudity, and sex robots.

Side effects include nausea, hysteria, wry smirks, social anxiety, and in some cases, death. Viewer discretion is advised.